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Friday, June 11, 2004

Prison wine

The Black Table provides instructions on how to make your own prison wine (aka "Pruno"). Here's part:

  1. Toss the oranges into the Ziploc bag.
  2. Open the can of fruit cocktail and dump it into the bag, along with your own emotional cocktail of nihilism, depression and crippling boredom.
  3. Mash them furiously, feeling the anger of being unjustly sentenced to hellish bourgeois existence of cable television and suburban shopping malls.
  4. Squeeze in a state of frenzied self-involvement.

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