Made of eating

Fafblog, the whole worlds only source for Fafblog, brings us the legend of Benjamin Healy. And it contains what may be the best line I've read all year (highlighted):

"They say no mortal woman was enough for him so he made one himself outta whiskey an liquors an ale," says me.
"An he loved her like a lumberjack made of eating loves a woman made of ham."
"An then one day he was like 'I'm real thirsty' an he drank her an she was gone," says Giblets.

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