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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Uncorrected Personality Traits

Reading this (Is My Child Becoming Homosexual?), I'm reminded of this classic Robyn Hitchcock song:


    Uncorrected personality traits
    that seem whimsical in a child
    may prove to be ugly in
    a fully grown adult.

    Lack of involvement with the father,
    or over-involvement with the mother,
    can result in lack of ability
    to relate to sexual fears,

    and in homosexual leanings,
    narcissism, transexuality
    (girls from the waist up
    men from the waist down),
    attempts to be your own love object.

    Reconcile your parents to you
    by becoming both at once!

    Even Marilyn Monroe was a man,
    but this tends to get overlooked by our
    mother-fixated, overweight, sexist media.

    So:
    Uncorrected personality traits
    that seem whimsical in a child
    may prove to be ugly
    in a fully grown adult.

    If you give in to them
    Every time they cry
    They will become little tyrants
    But they won't remember why
    Then when they are thwarted
    By people in later life
    They will become psychotic
    And they won't make an ideal husband or wife

    The spoiled baby grows into
    the escapist teenager who's
    the adult alcoholic who's
    the middle-aged suicide.

    Oy. So:

    Uncorrected personality traits
    that seem whimsical in a child
    may prove to be ugly
    in a fully grown adult.

    -- Uncorrected Personality Traits


Of course, Robyn is clever, ironic and funny, not scary, unlike the nuts who want to send your kids to fag camp.

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