Ass-scented Markers!

Zack Braff, the guy who plays the lead character on Scrubs has a blog.

What an exciting time to be from New Jersey. Why's he quitting? Hell even Marion Barry hung in as Mayor of D.C. after he got caught taking a sip of the crack rock. A gay affair is nothing. When I was president of my elementary school student council I once purposely peed outside the urinal as an act of civil disobedience for being scolded for sniffing fruit scented markers. What did they expect? They were fruit scented! If you don't want kids to sniff markers, make them smell like ass, not grapes.

Read all about his exciting gas rebate offer, too! Sadly, it doesn't apply to Raleigh. Ah well.