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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Happy, Pappy?

Hey friend, do you want to be happy? Well, of course you do. Only poets want to be unhappy. So, let Ol' Cleek give you the five secrets to happiness:

  1. Move down South
  2. Go to church regularly
  3. Join the Republican party
  4. Get yourself a spouse
  5. Boost your income over $100K

Follow those five steps and I'll personally guarantee you a happy life. Act now!

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