Monster - Search Jobs

A quick search for "programmer" jobs in my area turns up 77 jobs. Of those, 14 are generic recruitement pitches for the US Navy. They aren't advertising for any particular job, just trolling for anyone interested in "Computer Opportunities", "Electronic Opportunities", "Information Technology Opportunities", etc.. I realize they gotta get people, too. But come on... The best part: the location for all of them is Worldwide. Position will require relocating. No mention of the possibility for violent death.